WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED ?
July 24th, 2009 . by pakistan
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wedding dress Rs. 5000.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes.
One color for all seasons.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Eid shopping for 25 relatives on 30th Ramazan in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
